Zixxer!

 So for the past week I've been riding around Santa Barbara on my friend's 2005 Kawasaki Ninja ZX6-R. Such an incredible bike, it never fails to punish me for my most trivial riding inadequacies. Unforgiving to the inexperienced squid, this Ninja puts the adrenal glands on high alert often resulting in whitening of the knuckles, perspiration, goosebumps, and lightheadedness. This machine is not for the faint of heart. Seek medical attention for erections lasting longer than the duration of a ride though the canyon.